Blanket pet

Farting under a blanket.

After consuming a large quantity of beans Bob made several blanket pets!

by Troll trollin' August 16, 2011

The “blanket incident”

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.

Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the “blanket incident”

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

Emergency Blanket

A pre-positioned blanket used to cover your feet when all other blankets fail to cover that area, usually due to tossing and turning.

Chaz: Dude, my feet were freezing in the middle of the night, last night!

Chester: Dude, that blows, luckily I had my Emergency Blanket!

by Chaz Finster July 24, 2011

blanket response

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

After the Mayor received heavy criticism for poor spending, he offered a blanket response to the press to buy himself some time.

by b_TRAIN January 26, 2012

blanket drill

British euphemism for sex OR

Something that happens in really cheesy women's prison movies, where a woman (usually only half protestingly) is forced to have sex with her fellow inmates.

Let's go to a hotel, luv, make a tent from the bedcovers, and have a blanket drill

I love the part in the movie where the woman guard gets gang banged by half a dozen female inmates having a blanket drill

by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009

Baghdad Blanket

-noun
1. a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim's bare back.

-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)

The baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the passed-out douche.

"Dude, back the fuck off before i baghdad blanket your punk-ass"

"I'll never forget when HMA told me about the baghdad blanket..."

by noxx001 April 13, 2010