girlfriend tax

The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.

Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"

by itsonlyaword May 1, 2016

ex-girlfriend

That bitch that dumped you for no reason.

Guy 1-"Man, I can't believe Trish broke up with me! I gave her two years man.... TWO YEARS! Now she is my ex-girlfriend..."

Guy 2-"Looks like you get to put another one on the ex-girlfriend chart."

by Spider-Snagger0 June 28, 2008

clingy girlfriend

Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!

She texted me like 25 times in the last second. Wow she is such a clingy girlfriend.

by KaityLady May 13, 2016

ex girlfriend

any woman who is a bitch and who you dumped because she wanted you to be someone else you cant be and she is a bitch regardless.

My ex girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that tried to change me.

by bob April 26, 2003

Perfect girlfriend

A girl who is amazing, she is your night and day. she is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. she is a woman you would fallow to the depth of hell or the highest of heavens. She is amazing, gorgeous, beautiful and funny. There is no such thing as a perfect person but she's perfect for you.

Alexis you're the perfect girlfriend for me love roy

by fergalicious0:) June 15, 2016

girlfriend

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

word the girl who wanted to be god/word

by Pete May 7, 2003

First Girlfriend

A lot of guys do pussy/stupid shit when they're whipped on their first ever girlfriend. This is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.

Example A)

Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!

Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.

Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.

Example B)

Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?

Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.

Guy 3: Fair enough.

by Ddizzz August 8, 2010