Osama bin laden

The best at hide and seek, just like my dad

Son: " hey mom, is dad Osama bin Laden "
Mom: " no, he's a pilot remember "

by I'm duplexmist November 2, 2021

Bin Laden

The fucking nigga that kill more then 3000 ppl in the United States of America cus he is, was* fucking jealous.

Bin laden should have killed himself cus he was gonna go to hell anyways :)

by i fuvked your mom :) September 15, 2021

bin laden it

to lay low after a questionable sex act.

BA had to bin laden it after he came in that girl from the halfway house. its been three months and she's still looking for him. apparently he forgot to use a condom.

by Rocheman4280 September 24, 2025

Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Osama Bin Laden Rap

A rap made by osama bin laden during 9/11

Osama Bin Laden Rap: Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me

by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025

Hamza bin Laden

The son and eventual succesessor of Osama bin laden in Al-qaeda, a bounty of $1M was put on his head back in May 1st 2019, and finally on 31st of july 2019, he died.

In 2019 Hamza bin Laden got blown up by a US airstrike

by gentleman_mystic April 22, 2024