Big Dick Aidan

A dude named Aidan just radiates energy of having a massive cock. It’s horridly unrealistic for how people named Aidan have massive cocks.

Girl 1: “Did hear that Aidan has a massive cock”

Girl 2: “Uh obviously, Everyone knows Big Dick Aidan!”

by horsecockdude24 May 22, 2022

big dick upset

Big dick upset is when your ability to smile is gone.

He lost his job, dog, girlfriend, car, and house all in one day. He is definitely big dick upset.

by Comidois De’America October 29, 2022

laslas big dick

its a peepeepoopoo joke

plz get this in the urban dick sjovnary me boy. laslas big dick

by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019

Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

by JackReed January 5, 2023

Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo

An infamous card breaking participant that plays like a boss and is well endowed.

Josh Allen refractor for my guy Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo.

by Soy17 April 24, 2023

Big dick energy (BDE)

Mark Wahlberg

Friend: “Why do I think Mark Wahlberg is so sexy??”
Me: “Big dick energy (BDE)”

by A-wiggle July 13, 2018

Big Dick McGee

See: Apedrape

by Anonymous February 13, 2003