Man Bird

A unique and somewhat rare type of bird that lives mainly in New York City and New Jersey. The man Birds are typically 5 to 6 feet tall, and look like human bodies with heads that resemble the Bald Eagle and wings. The first Man Bird was born in New Jersey. Raised by a typical New Jersey family, the Man Bird speaks using one english phrase: Suck My Balls! The Man Bird language has over 50 sentences using the one phrase, and it is the most complicated language on Earth. The Man Bird lives off a steady diet of pennies, nickels and dimes (not quarters though.) The Man Bird has an aphasic shaped flap covering its gentles. Man Birds are usually very angry, and usually will attack humans with their flap if they feel threatened.

"Holy Shit look out! there's a flock of pissed off Man Birds headed right near us!"

"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"

by The Manbird January 4, 2012

restless bird syndrome

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

by jobens October 7, 2012

fly the bird

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

Early bird gets the turd

When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.

John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."

by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011

bird nest

When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.

Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.

by Mr. Revenge May 5, 2010

Andy Biersack

Andy Biersack is a fucking sexy, funny, and serious person. Wait is he a human being??? HE IS AN ANGEL! Andy is a very sexy guy, looking into his blue ocean eyes can make your heart melt. What a killer! He sings in the band known as Black Veil Brides he is very serious when it comes to fans. He says very inspirational things that help us people in the bvb army. We are an army and the band members are the leaders. Andy has a YouTube channel it is for games, he also sing solo... ‘Andy BLACK’ it is more slower than bvb Black Veil Brides there’s to much to explain about this beautiful angel.

Person #1 :"do you like or know who Andy Biersack is?"
Person #2 :"yes! He isnis the band black Veil Brides and has a solo thing called Andy BLACK! I love him so much"

by @blxckveilreverse May 25, 2018

the bird

the word

A well a everybody's heard about the bird,
b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word

by jesu christ January 18, 2009