Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.

Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.

by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023

Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255

person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!

by missing bike January 26, 2024

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels

i just rode my bicycle 10 miles

by Lane-Games October 04, 2020

Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

Bicycle

You sit on some
Thing and turn it what causes it to move. (Lowkey kinda gay)

I rode my bicycle to school

by By circle July 17, 2021

Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly-used word in which includes a large, colossal, monstrous tank, with spiky objects around its green tires that sheds trees within a second. According to scientists, it includes two, long swords at its back... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all.

Kid: Mama, look, what's that?
31-year-old woman: RUN, IT'S A BICYCLE.

by July 22, 2023