Birthday Eyes

at the end of the night when you have a blank stare in your eyes and look like you are looking into mars and not even remember what the hell your night consisted of and only live vicariously through others and photos.

Mom: Michael, you're fucked up, I can tell by your birthday eyes

Michael: happy birthday to me...

by christhefox January 8, 2012

birthday candling

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.

Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.

by Rlvers January 12, 2011

Birthday Sex

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day

Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!

by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

Birthday Friends

A type of Relationship on Facebook where both parties Wall-2-Wall only consists of the words "happy birthday!" written to each other.

After rejecting all of his inappropriate sexual advances, Lauren advised Pepe that they were nothing more than birthday friends.

by ahellangel April 30, 2009

birthday juice

A smoothie-like concoction, made of one whole pear, Malibu rum, fresh pineapple, and lots of vodka. It may also contain bananas, Cointreau, milk, apples and tequila. Birthday juice is best served at room temperature and the birthday juice maker must ride the pony while using the blender. Serve in Solo cup.

Kato could not wait to get that birthday juice. But the birthday juice maker would not quit riding the pony and stop the blender. When he finally did stop riding that pony, Kato took that birthday juice and said, "kthnx".

by Male Kyzer November 5, 2007

Birthday Shit

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.

by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012

birthday boobs

A grand old tradition in which a female will take a picture of her titties and send it to a spouse/boyfriend/fuckbuddy/celebrity/or just a lucky random person if it is their birthday. "Happy birthday" may or may not be written across the hills.

"Hey what did Sarah give you for your birthday?"
"I'll show you"
"YOU GOT BIRTHDAY BOOBS?! Damn you are lucky and she is a keeper. Dynamite nips by the way."

by goldstaylives November 12, 2013