bert mccracken

bert mccracken is the singer from the coolest band The Used.i cant even explain how fucken awesome bert is..theirs just no words to describe him.i just want to hug him and never let go.i love you bert!<3

i have no clue what im doing.rock on bert mccracken.

by aikoalala September 25, 2005

bert mccracken

yay yay yay!! bert makes me happy my sisters and friends dont understand its not about looks (or even heigene<bad spelling) its somthing i cant explain

and his eyes are amazing

by Susie August 16, 2003

Abdi beatdown

When the child of a somolian does something wrong they get the Abdi Beatdown

Mohammed:Why did you just steal your brothers Halal chicken?
Farah: I was hungry!
Mohammed: Your getting the Abdi Beatdown
Farah: Nooo dad

by matthewp November 16, 2006

BERT MCCRACKEN

amazing artist, only person who can get away with the whole greasy- hair- but- still- really- hot thing (other than gerard way) im gonna see him in a month or so at the college thank god hes so effing hot!!!!!

omg ur so hot just like bert!

by xblacktornheartx March 31, 2005

bert

verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.

omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!

by glitterlife May 2, 2011

berndtalert

Easily excited, 27 year old who uses peanutbutter to orally pleasure himself with a dogs mouth. Who will frequently eat out thai tranny's

a.k.a. Sgt berndtalert berndtalertberndtalert, berndtalert berndtalert don't do that to my dog.

by cock so huge March 11, 2009

bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

by perrro June 1, 2010