Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

thats pretty bernie

when you feel the burn

*burns hand by touching hot chicken wing*
"thats pretty bernie"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Berni

Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.

Look at that amazing girl

Oh that s berni evrybody notice her

What s your dream girls

Dude it s berni.

by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019

Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag

Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag

by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)

Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023