beat off 

masturbate, jack off

Been beatin' off like a madman lately.

beat off by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Beat Party! 

A term originally coined by Australian Rock 'n' Roll troubadour Tim Rogers for the bonus disc of You Am I's third album Hourly Daily. After being adopted by mods from the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, the term is now synonymous with wild parties where; 60's music, erratic dancing, and suits so fine they make Sinatra look like a hobo are all common place.

Boy 1: "Did you hear? Ben is having a Beat Party! tonight, better suit up get our Lambretta's down there."

Boy 2: "Ok, I'll get my parka."

Beat Party! by Cathy's Clown December 9, 2009

beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.

So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.

beat cakes by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

beat the fuck up 

To have your ass handed to you in a fight, To basically be violently assaulted by mass proportions.

If you don't shut the fuck up, your gonna get beat the fuck up.

Did you see Rocky? It's a shame he got beat the fuck up.

beat the fuck up by HighWelder October 15, 2009

beat the bush 

female masturbation

She did not want him to know she often beat the bush

beat the bush by eclecticlaw June 29, 2010

Beat it like it owes me money 

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

Beat it like it owes me money by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

beat the bishop 

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

beat the bishop by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006