beat by the gods

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.

Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison

by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017

King Beat

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.

Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?

by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

by Nemrem February 20, 2006

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

Sweet to the beat

Northern Irish term expressing pleasure and/or satisfaction, usually in response to a proposition.

"Here mucker, fancy bouncin' down to Merso's tonight for a few cans?"
"Oi mate, sweet to tha beat."

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"Oi mate I bought a new Corsa last week, fancy takin a wee fucken cruise down Bangor the night like?"
"Sweet to the beat mate leek tha fuck."

by R12345 September 16, 2009

full beat

a full face of makeup. think of a girl's makeup at weddings, formals, functions, birthdays, or just going out on friday night. it takes a lotta time to do a full beat face so it's usually for bigger events. the real housewives at the reunions are in full beat. a girl's podcast cover pic, she's probably fully beat up. people that use it: the glam space, makeup artists, gays, Bravo ppl.

we all know those girls that go to the gym in full beat, like cmon girl..

by bay6669 August 24, 2020

Juju on that beat

Essentially "juju on that beat" is a saying for dancing the popular song "Juju on that beat".
Starting as a challenge across social media, it has now converted into a meme.
Just like "vibe check", this meme is used as a sentence of regret of what you did wrong.

Person 1: You didn't juju on that beat, time to die...
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Percy M February 1, 2021