Justin Beaver

Justin Beaver (born October 19, 1984) is an American football running back He played college football at UW–Whitewater.

Mann, That Justin Beaver is soo good.

by lovextooxsmile February 26, 2010

Bakerized

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

by I am God himself September 27, 2012

Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019

free beaver

Refers to when a woman is not wearing any underwear.

"Hey those jeans are so tight and I can't even see any pantylines"

"Not wearing any. Figured I'd go free beaver today."

by wgln April 24, 2009

Martin-Baker Fan Club

A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.

The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

Blinding Beaver

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.

Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.

by reignMAKER December 14, 2010