Baldspotting

Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.

Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday

Mike: What?

Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants

by urbanmale1969 September 13, 2011

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baldscape

The art of taking a picture, video or other image of a view which includes a little bit of baldy head as part of the foreground, typically used by bald men to include a picture of the top of their heads with a view. A s can be used as a visual signature and the view does not need to be spectacular. Baldscapes that take advantage of the light so the bald head appears in an interesting light are deemed to be the best

When i take selfies i love to include a bit of my bald head in the view to create a baldscape

by Baldscapper July 10, 2016

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baldscape

a picture that includes a bald head

i am going to use my bald head to take a great baldscape photo

by Frenchbaldy May 28, 2016

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bads

The most shit a human could ever want the leader of all drug dealers and will be trillionares in the future building skyscapers and shit wiv diamond led by sinekan,ali and mahdi

THOMAS:where the fuck dyu work?
sinekan veeehwegweygerygeyufryufyuguysgyu:i work in the BADS
THOMAS:u wot mate
sinekan veeehwegweygerygeyufryufyuguysgyu:The BAD'S
THOMAS:no fucking way ,here take my shop and my money and my wife and my house.

by weedforaliving December 19, 2017

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Bandsplaining

When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .

"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."

(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )

Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.

E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?

Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.

Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs

by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018

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