Poop Bassinet 

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

Poop Bassinet by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

Crunchy Batson by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

maddox batson 

American song writer and singer

Maddox Batson, I don't like you anymore

maddox batson by robstown16 February 7, 2025

Pulling a bason 

When you make the greatest play, but make the straightest face. Ever.

Wow Phillip, why are you pulling a bason when you scored the winning goal?

Pulling a bason by George Dang November 14, 2016

etude for flute and bassoon 

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

etude for flute and bassoon by anonymous July 5, 2024