A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.
by Viscount Druitt October 21, 2021
by fishphoenix June 26, 2011
A THICC purple and green Dino. He is obsessed with harassing and doing much more to underage children.
by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018
A common and very annoying gaming phenomena in First Person Shooters, It is when ever you have one remaining bullet and no remaining ammo in your clip. It is a reference to Barney Fife who is only allowed a single bullet in his gun.
Wes: Damn it I’m Barney Fifing
Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !
Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !
by Shotinthepooper December 17, 2020
by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020
When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.
"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."
by I'm a Walrus. September 03, 2011
Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!
That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!
by Collinoscopy369 December 19, 2016