balderdash

false info

that story's plain balderdash

by krithika December 9, 2002

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008

Bald Pink Taco

Vagina

Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW October 25, 2002

bald

perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.

A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

baldestro string

a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis

i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped

by mark turner April 19, 2005

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010