bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine October 11, 2015

Bald gaz

Massive shiny nonce bonce

Check out that guy leering at kids, what a bald gaz

by Bertolucci April 01, 2020

Bald Channing

A Meme of a bald guy named channing also means has no brain or senseless

You are a bald channing

by Meme Enthusiist October 23, 2023

Bald Olivia

Olivia is a person you know who goes by the name, Olivia. They are referred to as "Bald Olivia," if they are being an idiot, ballsack, or numpty. The bald in "Bald Olivia refers to not hair loss but something or someone being stupid, an example of bald is "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BALD HOW DID YOU MISS THAT SHOT."

"Olivia your such a BALD OLIVIA, why did you think having kids with a turtle was a good idea."

by Warlord Alfonzo July 01, 2021

bald rizz

Craig

Noot:" Craig bald as hell and he still getting bitches das bald rizz right there"

Craig:* is bald*

by Scares December 09, 2022

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 03, 2010

bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016