The Barrel

A song created by Ethan (crankgameplays) and Mark (markiplier) on Unus Annus with the help of the Gregory Brothers and Joshua King. It is a farewell to Marks van named the barrel.

The Barrel

This one goes out to the barrel
May she rest in peace

Well there once was a day that you were home alone
And you realized you didn't have a car of your own
So sittin' there strugglin' to come up with a plan
You said "Hell yeah, I need a van"
You called up an uber and went down to the shop
To figure out what kind of vans they got
Purple, orange, red and green
But you said "That white one is more like me"

Pre Chorus
Through all the toughest times in life
She's always been there rollin' by your side

Chorus
Oh, the Barrel
Lovin' you since that day
The Barrel
Takin' you to any place
The Barrel
Huggin' that old asphalt, yeah
The Barrel
And she'll always be rollin

Rollin' down the LA strip
Whenever we were ready we'd be taking a trip
Didn't really matter, day or night
You'd be flying down the streets, got me feeling just right
We cut on the music you'd be jackin' it up
Had a better bass boomin' than a pickup truck
She was flashy, sassy, little bit nasty
But when we'd wash her up she'd be lookin' real classy

Pre Chorus repeats

Chorus repeats

Rollin' through the pearly gates
'Cause on that dreadful day
She was no match for that old bat
That Ethan gave
But the road to your heart
Will forever be paved
With the tire tracks she made
'Cause

Pre Chorus repeats

Chorus repeats

by EmzieWemzie March 9, 2021

Frostiest Barrel

A FROSTY beverage that will want to make you put your dick in a freezer. Absolutely delicious concocktion that is creamy and rock solid. Recipe below:

- 1/2 cup of your favorite ice cream (chocolate is best)
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 shots of Rumchata
- 1 shot of 99 Proof (Root Beer flavor)

Shake in strainer and enjoy

Dude my mom said the milk is almost expired. Go whip me up your Frostiest Barrel!

by COCKtail enjoyer July 8, 2022

quadra barrel

When a slut puts four dicks in here mouth.

Josh's mother is the ultimate champion when it comes to the quadra barrel.

by Bongfire April 14, 2006

barracks queen

A female service member who is a back up plan for other male service members who failed to get laid at the bar.

Damn I can't get any ass at this bar, good thing that barracks queen jen is probably handing out free ass at her barracks room.

by Jeff31b February 12, 2009

barreled

getting inside the hollow part of a breaking wave. you are completely covered by the wave but it does not touch you.

dude i just got totally barreled, i was so deep!

by tobiasnessnis August 27, 2009

barre

slang in houston texas for cough syrup containing promethazine codeine ect.

i got a cup full of barre and im leanin'

by lisa marie m August 6, 2007

barred out

To be messed up on Xanex Bars, usually the long yellow latter bars, or the blue 'footballs', also see BENT.

"I was so fucking barred out niggy!"

by CoURt_ThE_NiG September 21, 2005