Bacon

A vagina, usually possessed by a female named Alina that takes the appearance of bacon.

Guy #1: Look at these screenshots I got of Alina on webcam, her vagina looks like bacon.

Guy #2: That's spacon, not bacon.

by Abyss4508 September 7, 2012

Bacon

This form of "bacon" is used to describe a person that is abnormally large, or someone that looks like they have eaten a little bit too much bacon.

That guy's gut jiggles every time he steps and he looks like he has four chins. He is totally a bacon.

by the ultimate ninja stalker March 3, 2011

BACON

Become A Complete Obnoxious Negro B.A.C.O.N.

Steve:You bout to go Ham aint you bro?

Duante: Im bout to go Bacon Cuzz!.......aint no goin Ham today!!!!

by Jrulesalim May 6, 2011

Bacon

the gayest gay fag in the world who likes licking fat midget assholes while covering his chode in plasticene while being fucked in the ass by a horny monkey

man anthony bacon who lives at 96 harbour terrace in dunedin is Bacon

by roar April 30, 2005

bacon

Legs.
Rhyme slang: bacon is short for bacon and eggs, eggs rhymes with leggs

"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon..."

by rekay March 10, 2005

bacon it

From a Dairy Queen commercial. Meaning to add bacon to something.

John: Dude, did you add bacon to my burger yet?
Matt: No.
John: Bacon it up, biotch!

by Ms.Nicki May 15, 2010

bacon

The most delectably amazing artery clogg-er that god gifted to earth in pig form.

I feel bad for Muslims and Jews because they aren't suppose to eat bacon.

by PineappleJuice March 15, 2015