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backdoorblow

The act of you getting a blowjob from behind. When the man is on all fours!!!!
Man I had a backdoorblow yesterday.
by Just a GI March 10, 2008
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Backdoor Cannon

The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.
Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action
by colin anus August 14, 2010
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backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.
After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.
by walvy January 24, 2012
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Blackpool Illuminations

An annual lights festival in a coastal town in England, the whole promenade is covered in lights.

When a lot of (often unnecessary) lights are on in a house/building someone might liken it to Blackpool illuminations.
"This house is like bloody Blackpool illuminations! Why are all the lights on?!"
by addisonand5sos August 15, 2016
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greek backdoor

The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.
Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!
by Kraig L. Ferguson March 29, 2017
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Smash her backdoors in

when girl is sexy and a guy wants to have sex with her he might say he'd love to smash her back doors in, in the act of sex
Guy: She's fine i'd love to smash her backdoors in
by MrHighway April 11, 2011
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backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)
(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."
by maria mouk April 20, 2006
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