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Astroloposting

A goalpost‑moving tactic that demands the target prove their work is not “just astrology.” The perpetrator sets an impossible bar: they insist the target must show empirical validation to standards far beyond what is usual in the field, while simultaneously mocking any attempt as “trying to make astrology scientific.” When the target provides evidence, the goalposts shift to “well, that’s just what astrologers say.” Astroloposting is designed to exhaust and discredit by forcing the target to defend against a category error.
Example: “She provided qualitative data, longitudinal studies, and theoretical grounding; he dismissed each as ‘astrology dressed up.’ When she asked for specific critique, he said ‘if I have to explain it, you’re already lost.’ Astroloposting: a no‑win game disguised as skepticism.”
by Abzugal April 1, 2026
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The Astralis

Group of 5 men stacked on each other, like a pyramid, jerking off on an unsuspecting female. First one to finish has to hit a headshot.
Last week the boys and I ran The Astralis on the new girl
by Rock'o WIlson November 30, 2023
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Silk Astral

Silk Astral is the name given to Project gHOST Astral's last forum submitted by Humayun Bashir (icy) — (ig: hb.055) in October of 2024 @ TOR.

I'M posting this info along with the verified pjp for anyone interested without his permission because I'm literally just a girl. <3 🎀 (I'm sorry humayun).

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SILK ASTRAL was a masterpiece of GHOST AND RE-LIK. YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE. :3
by wvyi February 2, 2025
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Lying by astrology

Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.
by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022
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Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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The core, unanswered paradox: If consciousness can allegedly leave the body as an "astral form" to travel and perceive remote locations, what physical or informational medium carries this perception back to the brain to be remembered? The hard problem isn't proving it happens, but explaining how it could even work without violating known physics. How does a non-physical "you" see light (which requires physical eyes and photons), hear sounds (which require air vibrations and eardrums), and then imprint those sensory details into the physical memory structures of a brain it supposedly left behind? It proposes perception utterly detached from any biological sensorium.
Example: You astral project to your friend's apartment in another city and correctly see a red coffee mug on their counter. Later, you verify it. The hard problem asks: Did your astral form have tiny, functional, ghostly retinas and optic nerves? Did light in that apartment bounce off the mug, interact with your non-physical form, and then how was that data packet uploaded to your physical hippocampus? It's the ultimate bandwidth problem for a signal with no known transmitter, receiver, or carrier wave. Skeptics call it a vivid lucid dream; proponents have no model for the information pipeline. Hard Problem of Astral Projection.
by Nammugal January 24, 2026
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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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