astraloper

supernatural intruder or unwanted visitor from another realm. umbrella term for ghosts, demons, shadow people

Of all the Astralopers I have summoned with my oujia board none are as frightening as the old hag

by Metaphorphosis July 29, 2018

Asterix

Asterix is the cutest, funniest, and kind of dumbest dog ever. He loves everyone, and spreads his love to people, and his close doggy friends.

Asterix loves everyone

by abolishthegreenapples May 24, 2021

Astraea

A Very nice loveable and caring person, they deserve better and typically don't get alot of respect for who they are, rumours are often spread for no known well Reason, though, they still have the determination and have an aggresive attitude. only when she is upset

YOOOOO, its astraea

by Mason souvie March 15, 2022

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

astrange

A modification on the word "strange". Which means a pussy a man has never come in contact with before. When someone is speaking quickly, "a strange" can sound like one word.

"Yo, I'm looking for astrange vagina tonight"

by Pantera Mac Daddy January 30, 2008

asterik

A justice server in the world of sports. Pretty much the greatest way to humiliate cheaters and thieves who have attempted to break records for nothing much in return.

Clear examples of the asterik:
16-0*
Barry Bonds 756 home run ball*
Marion Jones at the Sydney 2000 Olympics* (dq)

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008

Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories October 23, 2008