What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
Get the Do you always get up this surly?mug. A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug. 
always fish is like the slogan from tim hortons "always fresh" but instead of good food, they just serve raw fish. and you can even add a salmonella topping. just crack a raw egg on top of your fish. always fish means theres ALWAYS fish. no matter where you go, there will be fish. dont you worry.
by fishy bobby September 10, 2019
Get the always fishmug. A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
Get the Pillow is always coolermug. You “always fucking around”.
by BigDdova June 28, 2024
Get the Always fucking aroundmug. by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
Get the Always be muffin’, manmug.