"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."
by CarthOnasi April 07, 2007
by Half Carb Burger February 09, 2017
The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.
by chingachgook February 28, 2016
a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley April 30, 2015
by lifeandrhymesofpoop September 27, 2006
A person who is a bit of a cock, has bad attitude or is otherwise annoying. May also be used with a homosexual connotation referring to an annoying homosexual individual
"What a Cock Artist - He's got no management skills at all" or "Stop being such a cock artist you chutney ferret"
by Marc Cain May 30, 2008
person1: Dude wanna hang out?
Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.
Person1: Bullshit artist.
Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.
Person1: Bullshit artist.
by Doh Nuts 13 June 24, 2004