poisonous asshole

A particularly terrible asshole.

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

assholeish

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole

you're being assholeish

by allmyidea May 27, 2005

1-800-ASSHOLE

A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.

P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE

by AssholeBoy February 1, 2009

shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag

"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"

by Loisbois82 January 26, 2008

asshole friend

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.

Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.

by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008

klein asshole

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.

Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.

by bdrcm July 26, 2006