billie joe armstrong

~~~~*<3oMg He Iz LiEk Da HoTtEsT gUy EvA aNd Iz So HoTt AnD sExY aNd KeWl I lUv U <3*~~~~

*~~~*i wish he was taller than 5'6" cuz he cant wrap his arms around my 300lb body so im gonna go on cut myself and post it on xanga now k luv u bai^^~~*~~*

by This website is a joke May 1, 2005

Armstrong

Generated from the Lance Armstrong debacle, Armstrong is a byword for profusely lying, tricking, or covering up aspects of ones life. To misguide or swindle those around you into believing that you have achieved or completed certain acts. Can be used to describe a person or activity.

That sluts been stuffing her bra, what an Armstrong.

Dont Armstrong me, you gonna wingman for me or not?

by Jack Spade January 24, 2013

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

by i love lance August 21, 2005

Adrienne Armstrong

Born Adrienne Ilene Nesser, she is the awsome wife of Green Day's lead singer, Billie Joe Armstrong. She is co-owner of Adeline Records and her and Billie Joe own their own clothing company, called Adeline Street (which I have two things from). They have raised two children together, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger. Now she is known as Adrienne Armstrong.

She has three siblings, Steve, Aaron, and Amelia. Billie Joe, Adrienne, Joseph, and Jakob now reside in Berkley, California. One more little thing, it has been reported that Adrienne Armstrong can play the drums!

by Ummm... August 16, 2006

Armstrongism

When you are afraid to fish a tournament and you make up any excuse but at the end of the night you are at the bar trying to fuck a fat bitch.

Brian came down with a severe case of armstrongism when asked to fish winter blues on wheeler.

by Chetelliott22 August 14, 2017

Armstrong Power Windows

Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.

Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."

by Sneaky Heap November 2, 2018