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Aristocats 

An underrated 1970 Disney movie, with a CILF named Duchess (Hungarian actress Eva Gabor) and her kittens (Marie, Toulouse and Berlioz) living in France. Later in the film, they are thrown out by their owners butler and wake up to see an alley cat named Thomas O'Malley help them survive. Also, while sorcery does not exist in the movie, the ability to break physics does. Like being able to survive falling from a bridge.
Shubham: Dude, Aristocats is the best movie. I can tell from Duchess. She is a CILF
Aristocats by Bradenplier June 19, 2018
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a cutie, with a great smile , a KRUD FOR LIFE. smilezz a lot!
friendly, and a seastar.
and is awesome in singing & rockband.
person1:hi im aristen
person2:daym you're the girl with a great voice , great smile, daym wanna go out ?
person1: hahaha sure :D person2:dang. i [wanna tap ssh. :D
aristen by amandakrud February 24, 2008
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A girl who is very dominican, who most likely has attitude problems. Can often be found yelling at people. Despite the apparent flaws in her personality. She is very beautiful. Very strong mentally and emotionally. She is the obvious example of loyalty with friends family and relationships. She also has a nice and juicy ass.
Arisel by Captainyamflo June 16, 2011

bunyip aristocracy 

"Bunyip aristocracy" is an insult used to refer to those Australians who consider themselves to be aristocrats. See Wikipedia entry for more information.
"Given his predilection for the bunyip aristocracy, it's surprising that Big Jim Byrnes's education does not seem to have extended to the age-old adage 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'."
Kate Askew - Sydney Morning Herald, October 4, 2003
bunyip aristocracy by Judo Dave September 9, 2006
A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.
Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.
Aristotle by AdomC May 15, 2016
A•ri•sa
-noun/f

1. Mother Asia; a single human being possessing the power and might of all of Asia. If you harm her in any way, Japan will be hit by a massive tsunami, engulfing Godzilla, Hello Kitty and Jackie Chan in a watery hell. She also smells suspiciously like wasabi and is insanely skilled at Dance Dance Revolution, but i think that has something to do with her being Asian.

2. Someone who thinks that they're the reincarnation of Chuck Norris
1. Guy: Arisa's super fly, i wish all girls were like her *swoons*
Girl *obviously jealous*: WHAT? *kicks Arisa in left testicle*
Arisa: *swears in Japanese* AHDASLKDEWJHLKFJQ:L
Guy: BITCH YOU JUST KILLED JACKIE CHAN! YOU MURDERED MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS *pimp slaps girl* NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO TOUCH HIS BULGING BICEPS *runs and sobs in corner*
Girl: *dazed* what the fuck just happened...
Arisa: konichiwa?

2. Arisa: BITCH, I'LL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU BACK TO SASKATCHEWAN!
Me: Arisa... you're not Chuck Norris, live with it *walks away shaking head in disapproval*
Arisa: MWAHAHAHAHA *takes off Asian mask, exposing the face of Chuck Norris* fooooolish mortal *evil smile crosses Chuck's chiseled jaw* Phase one is complete.

aristocrat vodka 

Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.

guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!

guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
aristocrat vodka by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010