Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

APP

its stands for A=A and P=Pee and P=Pee therefor APP stands for a-pee-pee

your a app

by chnace December 17, 2019

Apps

Best family ever. So nice and loving, has blonde hair and blue eyes. Can’t take my eyes of him.

The Apps family is da best
I wish I was in that family.

by Ye the boys. Love ya June 5, 2021

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

W app

Braindead anonymous poll app that tricks you to think someone likes you, but in reality you are just one sad sack of shit.

Retard 1: Yo have you tried W app?
Retard 2: Yeah, a girl in 12th grade thinks I'm hot
Retard 1: Wait, isn't she 4 years older than you
Retard 2: Yeah fuck it why not

by me stupid not is July 10, 2023

Apps and Powerz

When one unknowingly, actually performs an impossible or incredible super-human feat or duplication of an existing super power while wielding their iphone or blackberry. Giving the self induced and/or assumed illusion that the wielder actually has that power or ability.

What Stabby Poupoudouphouloudouphyous has.

Not to be confused with Austin Powers.

Tom: Hey Stabby, what new App did you find today?
Stabby: I got the new Spoon Bender App I can make iSpoons bend with my iMind. Check this out...(while showing how the App works, a magnetic field of sorts coincedently makes all spoons in the area bend, giving the illusion that Stabby actually has a form of telekinesis.)
Tom: WTF! You have Apps and Powerz.
Pat: It is what it is.

Stabby was born with Apps and Powerz.

What Stabby doesn't realize is that no one has Apps and Powerz.

What all of you don't realize is that Stabby does have Appsd and Powerz.

by Stabby 7ou's February 23, 2011