The best person to exist of all time. He is perfect in any way. And sexy as hell. He plays electric guitar and is a badass. He likes cheese and The Legend of Zelda.
by VultureA October 22, 2019

An Elvis is Where you have sex with 2 women except you're in the middle while one fucks your ass with a strap on dildo and the other 1 squirts breast milk all over your face.
''Oh Joey we think you're so cute, how would you like to come home with Ashley and I tonight and we'll give you an Elvis?''
''Oh I'm down for a good Elvis!''
''Oh I'm down for a good Elvis!''
by Teddy31233 April 12, 2024

Oh Elvis, I loooooooooovvee youu
by CactusBoi October 24, 2019

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021

Verb: To destroy a device out of anger, usually with a firearm.
Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.
Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.
by dhpbear August 11, 2017

Preferably used by medical professionals, spending time together, drinking coffee and describing a ruptured pilonidal sinus that requires immediate medical attention, but the patient brushes it off and leaves, thus swinging his hips like Elvis.
by loopy mcpoopy on fire!!1!1! February 18, 2022

When a girl sucks your dick while you are standing up shaking your hips.
Optional : also while you are singing an elvis song.
Optional : also while you are singing an elvis song.
I drank so much coffee on our date and when we went back to my place I was so jittery and she started sucking my dick so I decided it would be the perfect time to Do The Elvis
( you ain't nothin but a hound dog!!!)
( you ain't nothin but a hound dog!!!)
by Ohlalalalalala May 5, 2015
