Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.

"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."

by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012

alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.

“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”

by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023

Alligator

CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.

Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?

Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.

by IKnowTheLingo December 10, 2022

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in it’s name.

Name a animal with 3 letters in it’s name, you said Alligator!

Survey says “0.”

by V8sforlife July 3, 2023

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

Alligator

a Floridians favorite pet

person 1: bruh, its an Alligator.
person 2: oh shit!

by GATOR_BUSTER69 October 22, 2020