ALFIE

Absolute weird

ALFIE is such an ALFIE

by Snkfnfjdnvkwmvwncke January 1, 2022

Alfie Waite

A fit dude with a massive cock.

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.

by dozyballs January 16, 2021

Alfie

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.

Person 1 "Who is that annoying person over there."
Person 2 "Oh, that is Alfie

by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020

Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

alfie eats pc

A name given to a person who is called Alfie who eats pcs

Alfie eats pc what a loser bro

by Woo yuy peel November 6, 2021

alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

Jace Alfy

The most annoying peace of shit on the planet that looks like fucking Elsa and talks shit even tho he has a micro penis.

Jace Alfy sucks mega cock.

by Jace’s micro peen July 3, 2019