alfredo

long schlong and likes pasta food he is very funny man too

"YO IS THAT ALFREDO!"

by Biximoxi January 14, 2021

Alfreidi

Alfreidi is very intelligent, strong, cute, and caring. He’s one of a kind and always puts his close ones before him. He’ll always stick around through thick and thin. Alfreidi is also one to have a big dick, and give it to anyone at any time. Alfreidi is the best friend you can ever ask for.

Alfreidi is so hot!

by Skinnyfromthe2nd March 30, 2021

alfredinho11

I love him a lot, he's a great friend. Kind ass mf.

Idk wtf to write here but uhhh yeah, I love alfredinho11 a hell of a lot.

by Youwishyoucouldbemeyouuglylitt May 23, 2021

@alfredbrown_

alfred brown is an unlabled epic eprksn i f you disrespecy them then ill throw you away they're a huge m2 kinnie and they draw alfred as a dilf (not that he wasn't one already) @alfredbrown_ is beyter than your mom

@alfredbrown_ is so cool!!!! @alfredbrown_ we love yuiuu

by Art addict July 27, 2021

Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.

by K. Spirit September 9, 2021

Alfredo Ricky

Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky

Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!

AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh

by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021

Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021