Alabama Cuck

A man whom is fucking his sister and enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his brother and that brother also enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his other brother.

"Wow, Keeshan and Sean are real Alabama Cucks."

by Professional Pegger March 29, 2022

Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

alabama mudjug

Where you are getting frisky with a female and you pack your lip full of dip and proceed to eat her out. In doing so, she gets a nicotine buzz.

I was eating my sister's box last night and I gave her the ol Alabama Mudjug to calm her nerves.

by shrimponakbarbie September 13, 2017

Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Alabama sidewinder

The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.

Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!

Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.

by Boofpenguin September 18, 2015

Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019