Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.

republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"

by Jeff January 12, 2007

Aborption

Performing an abortion yourself by absorbing the fetus.

"She couldn't afford an abortion so she performed an aborption."

by DidWeAborpt? October 29, 2019

australian abortion

When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive

Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.

by i'm on smoko May 12, 2018

Kangaroo Abortion

the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo

“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”

by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020

Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.

I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.

by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021

Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

by Some Cuck October 5, 2018

Homesick Abortion

When you and your girl are into some freaky shit, take her dead baby thats been in the fridge and stick it in between your cock and her vagina and start fucking.

Person 1- "yup i used that homesick abortion on her ass."

Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?

Person 1- "She's pressing charges."

by Aleksandr Aleksandrov January 9, 2017