Indiana Assist

n. A horribly lewd sexual maneuver that involves an extremely intoxicated female being penetrated from behind and through continuously thrusting motions that are quite rough, hard, and aggressive from the male the intoxicated partner is eventually want to vomit. At that time the male moves a nearby trash can to underneath the womans face so that she can vomit freely without interrupting the intercourse.

"Hey don't move that trash can!! I have that there for later... I'm probably going to end up doin' an Indiana assist on Jessica.. She already looks kinda sick.."

by Ci-Roc November 4, 2006

assist

a person who dislikes people who act like an ass.

My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.

by bubob November 27, 2011

assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

by Travlin September 20, 2010

assistant

A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.

While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.

by Jedi Masterbater May 13, 2006

meta-douche-asis

1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.

Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.

by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011

assistrance

verb: The act of reciting information to customers that you've done thousands of times before

"I gave this lady assistrance with booking a flight because I get that question all the time."

by No Merit Badge June 3, 2009

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010