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Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013
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lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.
leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split
by knubba May 18, 2014
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dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.
To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
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Rickety Split

(Catchphrase)

Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.

Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.
"They needed it done fast and cheap with no fuss, so we made it happen Rickety Split!"
by ST3RL1NG March 25, 2023
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Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020
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split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis
Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.
by ising2 June 13, 2015
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split the dog

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day
by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019
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