Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.

Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.

by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split

Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.

by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019

lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.

leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split

by knubba May 18, 2014

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

Shitnana split

When someone shits their panties with a thong on

Michelangelo during a chip and dale event created a shitnana split right on stage in front of everyone!

by Thecdone January 29, 2021