A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.
Also Known as Cum and Go.
Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?
He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013
Get the Spurt and Splitmug. leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split
by knubba May 18, 2014
Get the lickitty splitmug. To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
Get the dicky splitmug. (Catchphrase)
Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.
Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.
Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.
Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.
by ST3RL1NG March 25, 2023
Get the Rickety Splitmug. Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020
Get the Banana splitmug. a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis
by ising2 June 13, 2015
Get the split infuckitivemug. by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019
Get the split the dogmug.