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Newton's Third Law of Motion

Person 1:What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
*Random guy punches Person 1, person 1 goes to the floor*
Person 1: OW!
Random Guy: That's the law
by Xajdyn March 27, 2013
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Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
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Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.
That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant
by Endsurg May 25, 2010
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Newton's 4th law of political dynamics

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.
Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.
by Endsurg May 25, 2010
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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NEWTON HEATH

F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here
Newton heath m40 gang 🤘🏻
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Newton

Newton for a name means that they are very smart and talented. Often lack in sports, but would dominate everything else.
Newton is the best name to give someone who is superior in everything other than sports.
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