Jared gibbs

A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever

Damn, that fresh kid has so much jared gibbs right now

by Billssox October 19, 2011

Jared Holt

Some stupid, obnoxious asshole

Jared Holt is a Jared Holt. Fuckin jewbag

by Dillon V October 13, 2010

The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

Jared Leto

An awesome actor and musician who is extremely hot...especially in "Requiem for a Dream." That movie is unbelievable...it really spoke to me. Not to mention he is an actor who isn't afraid to be sensitive and cry. There are practically no actors these days who can cry on the screen...but he can. He's hot.

Did you see Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He was so cute! What a hottie.

by memm June 11, 2006

go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.

Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her

by ColonelColonel November 23, 2010

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016