Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt

Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career

by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021

Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.

Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it

by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Berni

Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.

Look at that amazing girl

Oh that s berni evrybody notice her

What s your dream girls

Dude it s berni.

by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021

Bernie Bank

Taking the easiest possible bank shot in pool

Why do you have to do a Bernie Bank

by Fsd002 March 30, 2023

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019

Bernie Sanders

A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:

Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system

take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies

ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college

raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent

make your only TV channel to watch be PBS

the list goes on...

Don't vote for Bernie Sanders. Vote for Justin Amash.

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023