A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
by Melon expert December 13, 2020

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.
by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.
by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
by qwter978 May 13, 2016

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.
by Kawaii Melon November 5, 2018

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011
