penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 9, 2003

Munch Kim

A person of small stature usually has very round features -for example at the head, body, or legs. Other characteristics include neck folds, short fingers, and small feet.

Sharon is such a Munch Kim she's only 5 foot tall!

You're such a Munch Kim you can't even reach the tabletop

Only a Munch Kim would be shorter than their younger sister

by ilmk November 18, 2009

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return

aye she’s a female munch fr

by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023

munch stamp

Tattoo on a man with their girls name. Tramp stamp for men. Certified Scummer. He’s a much. L.

Did you see Jackson? He just got a munch stamp.

by Munchstampman1-2 March 19, 2023

Munchy Munch

A nondescript meaningless word used in an attempt to insault someone.

People who have a trident tattooed on there arms are so munchy munch

Anyone who disagress with me is a munch.

by Saucie Slinger October 20, 2018

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018