damian: the most perfect guy ever. his curly hair is so nice, and his smile is the cutest thing ever. he has this little beauty mark on his cheek that makes him even better. his music taste is amazing, and everything about him just feels so right. he’s funny, sweet, and honestly perfect in every way. he also loves cats, and who doesnt love cats?!
by damianslove December 16, 2024
the fattest fuck in the world, doesn’t know how to shoot or pass can’t dribble for shit doesnt know how to drop back or stay central is always leaving the mid open gets no bitches and is prolly never gonna get one but is still a W friend funny asf love that man but he gotta let the tacos go cause he used to be pretty skinny but now he’s a fat fuck but it’s all good tho cause he’s a W cuenca. but honestly tho he got fucking benched by china the mf is so shit ☠️☠️☠️
by twin twin tre March 20, 2023
by KDISASNAKE March 21, 2018
Person: ew ur white
White person: ew ur black
Innocent bystander: this mf white guy just pulled a damian
White person: ew ur black
Innocent bystander: this mf white guy just pulled a damian
by the watcher 38 December 20, 2021
by Whyareyoubooingmeimright December 11, 2019
Yeah, that Dust Collector was Damian Jones'd again..
Not again.. the setpoint has been Damian Jones'd again!
Not again.. the setpoint has been Damian Jones'd again!
by Hairy Pooter3 November 01, 2021
A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.
-Have you seen Steven today in school?
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
by Basementdweelrsquared February 13, 2017