Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

canadian girlfriend

When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.

Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."

by M Digga August 16, 2006

Canadian Taco

When a guy pours maple syrup on his lady's vagina before he goes down on her.

"Last night, my girl wasn't so "fresh" so I decided if she wanted me to go eat her out, it'd have to be a canadian taco"

by Tina Tacco May 6, 2014

Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.

1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."

by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010

Canadian passport

The mullet haircut. Known by many other names such as the "short-long," "ape cape," and "the Longueuil."

Stew's Canadian passport is almost a skullet.

by Filthy Boss December 9, 2007

Canadian History

A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.

Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....

Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....

by wangstank February 5, 2010