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Dirty Bidet

When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.
The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”
by anikenobi June 27, 2023
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Bidet

A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.
Bidet just missile striked a dozen innocent women and children in Afghanistan.
by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021
mugGet the Bidetmug.

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
mugGet the Reverse Bidetmug.

Northern Bidet

When you fall through the seat on the toilet and you touch the water in the bowl and flush.
I met a girl on a train to York and heard a girl say she was so small she slipped through the seat and enjoyed it. Flushed too.
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!
by TheSkankerOneMainG March 21, 2025
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