A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.
by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021
Get the Bidetmug. newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.
by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018
Get the newton's bidetmug. The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
Get the Reverse Bidetmug. I met a girl on a train to York and heard a girl say she was so small she slipped through the seat and enjoyed it. Flushed too.
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!
by TheSkankerOneMainG March 21, 2025
Get the Northern Bidetmug.