Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

Hotlanta Bidet

When a woman gives you a blowjob and salivates so much on your penis that it runs down your gooch and to your butthole, functioning as a pseudo-bidet.

Alan: "How were things with Michelle last night?"
Lance: "She gave me the Hotlanta Bidet, felt clean as a whistle afterwards."

by pv04 February 20, 2024

Bideting

A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.

my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!

by trubbish86 March 7, 2024

bideting

A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.

The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.

"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."

by kcntarte March 7, 2024

Dirty Bidet

When your taking a dump and a turd splashes dirty poo water up into your butthole.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom taking a number 2 and got myself with a dirty bidet.

by 419zay January 22, 2026