Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!

"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver

by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022

Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020