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zach

It is a person's name.
See, Zach? I wrote a definition. Stop saying "What does Zach mean?" now.
by Frank. December 7, 2006
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zach

the coolest person in the world, next to God. revered as one of the best people to know by many scientists around the world. he is so cool that everyone wants to meet him and all the hot chick want to be near him.
zach z, the coolest person that ever has touched the face of the earth
by anonymous-contributor July 16, 2008
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zach

He is the coolest mate ever! he satisfys my needs and is always there for me. he's sexy, careing, naughty, sweet. and at the same time he can be an ass just enough to make you smile and not piss you off.
Zach is my soul mate
by theonlywhitewolf April 26, 2008
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zach

one who fingers girls for fun at corn mazes....is a big flirt and all he wants is to get in her pants
that guy is such a zach!
by tessssssssssssssssa February 6, 2008
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zach

Used to describe the coolest person in the world. Zach is a loveable, kind, benevolent person. Also someone who you could have intercourse with for seven hours.
Zach is so adorable.
by starship, stephanie May 11, 2008
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zach

a dumbass who has a big nose and plays minecraft all goddamn day
this new minecraft is dope says zach
by gboy2334 April 14, 2020
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Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.

V. I just had zach.
V. Dude, I just zached all over her face.
by Playersexypimpman January 14, 2008
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