Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock

Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate

by Sexman Monarch June 12, 2019

Zachary Bryan Breasley

Zachary Bryan Breasley - a Beta chad at most, is a guy who often resides in Australia.He is an easy-going young boy looking for the next best thing in life. Zac likes spending time playing video games and poking fun at his friends by making weird yet funny jokes.He is often amused by things that are not conventional.

Zachary : Get on Dad @Savio
Savio : @Zachary Bryan Breasley Coming!
Zachary : You're smelly! get on quick or imma sex you.

by Dangerdude88 September 6, 2021

Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah

A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.

Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?

"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"

by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022

Zachary M. Campbell

Someone who has a monster shlong dangling in between their thighs.

Friend: did you see that snake outside?
You: that was just Zachary M. Campbell’s monster shlong!

by Daddy Campbell January 2, 2022

Zachary mf reed

Gay

When you see a gay guy call him a zachary mf reed.

by Hondaguy153 October 8, 2019

Zachary Gray Teeter

Zachary Teeter is a man who doesn’t leave any woman to the rest of us, his rizz is unstoppable, his third leg sweeps the ground as he walks. He has known to be called Adolph Rizzler.

Yo he’s a regular Zachary Gray Teeter.

by The rizzered July 8, 2023

Zachary Taylor Slay

A bitch

"That dude Zachary taylor slay is a bitch ong'

by chodemane August 31, 2022