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Oratory Youths

Biggest team in Gozo. Directed by bozza. Nursery coached by Pep Guardiola. Has the best players in the world, including; Dione Lautier (all time topscorer) , Rixu, Vincent Grech, George Farrugia, Rewrew and Paul Rapa.
1) Int mal-hotspurs?
Le dawk liba up the Youths!
Forza l-Youths!
2) Oratory Youths jirbħu l-kampjonat Għawdxi u jsibu ruħhom fiċ-Champions League.
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The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
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Youth-Youth (Perianal Abscess)

What I call homo-sapiens who are additec to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Youth-Youth (Perianal Abscess)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Hitler Youth

Hitler's young-lings (often born from rape victims) they create a cloud called an "iron curtain" being literally made of iron.
These Hitler Youth, ruining a perfectly great day!
by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018
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Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly
When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth
by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020
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Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.
That slag got a fountain of youth
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.
I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(
by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021
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