your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

Your mum-aholic

This is when someone uses the insult ”your mum” in every conversation

Ah what a nice day we are having

Response Your mum Ha

Your mum-aholic

by pagey124 December 31, 2021

your mum

its a joke thats funny because of joe biden

(your mum) is a dirty slag

by JoeBidenSonEvenTHoughImAbrit69 November 11, 2021

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024

your mum

your mum means like when your parents make love and then 9 months later your born and then you grow up yeah that’s your mum and it can also mean like when a 9 year old is in an argument and someone says something so hurtful they don’t even know what to say so they say your mum and it’s really stupid they think it’s funny but fr it’s not

your mum is dead

by whatryoudoing January 24, 2023

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

by Project 571 March 8, 2013