best of luck

Wishing someone the "best of luck" or "all the best" is a practice often employed by the middle class as a polite alternative to the colloquial "fuck off". In all recorded instances of its usage, no one who has ever uttered this expression has actually "wished" anything positive on its recipient. In almost all cases, the utterer secretly "wishes" that the recipient would not only disappear, but stop existing as a whole.

"Unfortunately due to the high volume of applicants we are unable to offer you a position. We wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors and will keep your resume on file for future reference."

"I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best!"

by leifoc April 14, 2010

line luck

The seemingly supernatural ability to always choose the fastest line in a grocery store, movies, or anywhere else where there are multiple lines to choose from.

John: Man, all these lines looked packed.

Ryan: Um, that one is the one to go in.

Tim: Trust him man, he always has the best line luck

by bear huggs July 21, 2009

Fro Luck

Phrase that describes the disgusting luck that Joe The Fro has.

guy: Damn, I saw Joe The Fro pulled over yesterday for speeding, he must be so bummed
fanboy: Helll no, damn Fro Luck bailed him out and he got a slap on the hand
guy: lucky bastard!!!

by BobJohnson October 2, 2007

No-Luck-Suckyness

A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.

Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"

by Ariez June 5, 2013

brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

by Browner83 June 7, 2013

Fro Luck

When someone wins a competition, not by luck of his own accord, but of the failure of others to perform their duties.

"I can't believe Fro Luck came in again, he had a 2% chance!"

"What'd you expect, the Fro Luck is strong in this one."

"I can't beleive the 3 people that needed to lose, lost today! Damn this Fro Luck!"

by BiffBlazer December 3, 2013

Hunter luck

When hunter just seems to hit the right spot while playing a game

Jason: how did you hit me
Hunter: I dunno
John: it must be hunter luck a secret society

by Bigdaddynhoj November 16, 2019