John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.

Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”

by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017

Thanos John Wick

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.

He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.

by saugen September 26, 2018

Shit A Wicker Chicken

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.

a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!

by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020

Wicked Witch of the West

Bitter/strict/mean old woman.

Usually a receptionist of some sort.

John: Old wicked witch of the west over there didn't accept my ID 'cause it was 1 month expired.

Timmy: What a bitter old hag!

by hmmmmmmmmmmmidk September 1, 2009

Wicked Up

The state one is in from drinking too much "wicky" or Alcohol. Similar to "wasted". Complete lack of the ability to form a sentance, or walk without assistance.

Ben was so wicked up last weekend he gave the motorboat to his friends wife!

by Big Red Bandit January 18, 2009

wicked juckets

"The Wicked Juckets" A Rock and Roll band circa 2000 A.D., made up of Lakevillian Juckets; T.M., R. G., C.C., T.G. The Wicked Juckets preformed at venues such as Bridge Street Station, Fairhaven, MA and New Wave Cafe, New Bedford, MA

Yesha boy, wets go downoo Wonnie's basement and wisten to da Wicked Juckets!

by wicked jucket December 24, 2008

The Duke Of The Wicked

Another name for rapper Violent, who is one half of the rap duo, the Insane Clown Posse.

The duke of the wicked and the southwest side strangla themselves, dark carnival minions meet violent j and sugar shaggy 2 dope the wicky wicy wacky wicky wicked clowns bitch!

by Irishriddler December 23, 2009